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"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"
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"I posed naked for a magazine today. Although from the reaction I got I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."
"What do fishermen do at a their conferences? Network."
"What's the most boring cut of meat? Filet minYAWN"
"I like cheese Just like cheese man"
"How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way."
"Thought of this while making breakfast. What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair? A cup of yogurt."
"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."
"What's the definition of a period? A bloody waste of fucking time."
"Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet."