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Joke of the Day
"For Sale Parachute: Only used once, never opened Small stain"
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"How did the Otaku Redneck guy name his daughter? Annie Mae"
"Did you hear about the casting for the new Batman movie? People have really Ben Affleckted by it."
"[Man in restaurant] I'll have that lobster please. *points to aquarium containing lobster putting finishing touches to his octopus disguise*"
"So everybody hates Crocs yet the company is worth $2 billion!Some of you f*ckers are lying!"
"[in heaven after crucifixion] jesus: ""they were horrible dad, im pleased im not going back there"" god: [rubbing his neck] ""see the thing is"""
"Moms. The original autocorrect."
"What do you call a fox that can't stop shaking? Michael"
"Why did God create stock analysts? In order to make weather forecasters look good."
"I like my women like i like my coffee... Bitter."