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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda? Infantacide"
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"What did cinderella say when she got to the ball? NSFW *gagging noise*"
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there he said he couldn't complain."
"I like my women like I like my whiskey... Light brown, from the south, and kept in a lightless cabinet only to be taken out on special occasions."
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've said... I would be able to buy a Nigger"
"The Great Wall of China proves that Trump's wall will work... ... throughout many centuries no Mexican has ever breached it."
"Chuck Norris has volunteered to remain on earth after the Rapture; he will spend his time fighting the Anti-Christ."
"K1: Frankincence K2: Myrrh K3: Gold K1 & K2: WHAT? K3: Gold K1: We said 20 each! K3: I.. K1: I hate you K3: Wrap it from all of us?"
"What did the bread do after it had been oppressed for many years? Rye-ot"
"Addicted Three years ago I got addicted to soap. But now I'm clean."