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Joke of the Day

"I'm sorry I said your baby looks like a hairless hamster. But in my defense, you shouldn't have had a hairless hamster for a baby."

"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."

"What happens when a controlled fire goes out of control? Someone gets fired."

"You can kiss a nun once, you can kiss a nun twice.... ...but don't get into the habit"

"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"

"I've recently been diagnosed as delusional. Edit: Thanks for my first Reddit gold, people!"

"What did the pickle say to the cucumber? Come on in the water's brine!"

"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."

"If Donald Trump enacts a law saying baby strollers cannot be more than twice the width of the babies in them, I will vote for him in 2020."

"What do you call a black person flying an airplane? A pilot, you fucking racist!"