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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men? One is ducking sick, the other is sucking d..."

"A man phones work and says ""Sorry, but I can't come in today, I'm really sick."" The boss asks, ""How sick are you?"" ""Well..."" the man replies ""I'm in bed with my mother."""

"Two ninjas are training in a field. One ninja says ""I'll bet you can't hit that that target with your throwing star."" The other ninja says ""Shur-I-ken."""

"'I have trains ran on me all the time.' - Railroads. Or my ex-girlfriend."

"Alcohol because no great conversation ever started over a salad !"

"Have you seen www.yawn.com? Yes but I'm a bit tired of it."

"Is your refrigerator running? Well, you better get glasses, and stop doing drugs"

"What's Bruce Lee's favorite car? Kiaaaaaaaa"

"Waiter are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir they must have escaped from the kitchen !"

"How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!"