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Joke of the Day
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews found the same penny!"
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"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Small Pox."
"What do you call a line of black people? A chocolate bar"
"What did the ear of corn say when all of its clothes fell off? Aw shucks!"
"I used to be impatient.... ... I just don't have the time anymore."
"Roses are red, violets are blue. If he's busy on Christmas, the side chick is you!"
"I feel like a lot of single women have been naming their cats Adele this year."
"Q: What did Snow White say when she dropped off her film? A: ""Some day my prints will come."""
"I can't believe after all this shit they're still together! Our ass-cheeks really deserve some respect."