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Joke of the Day
"Jokes about 9/11 Shouldn't be allowed to fly."
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"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments; at once."
"The Eagles see a surge in sales .. .. amid the social medias resounding catch phrase, ""Who the fuck is Glen Fry ??"""
"Calling your girlfriend dumbledore cz she is the real head master"
"It's like my nana always said, ""If you choose your friends wisely, you'll never have good drugs."""
"grandma! Mommy! Mommy!. I don't want to visit Gramma! She's cold,distant and she smells funny. ""Shut up and keep digging"""
"summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking"
"Which grocery department is great for digestion and your ""constitution""? Pro-deuce."
"If you hold a SUV up to your ear, you can almost hear the sound of the ocean screaming."