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Joke of the Day

"Titanic is my favorite movie about how to get rid of your boyfriend and make it look like an accident."

"What did the cannibal comedian say as he battled through his steak dinner? Tough crowd."

"What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? A Hygiena."

"What is brown and bad for teeth? A brick."

"I tried to catch the essence of American football It's like you got a pretty big can of cold beer and on the other side of field your best buddy dying from hangover"

"How can you tell if someone's a redditor,in real life? Ask them if they're on reddit. I'm sorry."

"Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave."

"What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear? Denim denim denim."

"A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar Then Into a Table, Then Into A Bar Stool......."

"What did the bunny say to the frog? [My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYkDxsaHlkg)"