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Joke of the Day

"How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests? What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest"

"Why did everyone love the fisherman? He was a real catch"

"Asshole A man sees another man fucking a donkey. ""Dude, what the fuck are you doing!! You are disgusting!"" ""Fucking Ass Hole"""

"So I met a Jewish girl at the bar last night... [NSFW] She asked me for my number so I wrote it on her arm. Haven't heard from her since..."

"I don't even bother filling out the ""From"" field on gift tags during Xmas. One look at the wrap job, and its VERY obvious."

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""

"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."

"Anyone else wake up in a grass skirt and coconut bra?"

"I've been reading a book on North African History It's very moorish."

"Ms. Pac-Man should only cost 70% of a quarter per play"