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Joke of the Day
"How do you make holy water? You burn the hell out of it."
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"What is Joan of Arc's least favorite food? Steak"
"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."
"DATING TIP: Size does matter! Tell her how big your TV is."
"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at them."
"My friend tried to convince me that hard drugs should remain illegal... ...but his argument had no substance."
"-Do you take drugs? -No. -Ever tried them? -Never. -You seem very nervous. -I'm just not used to being questioned by a unicorn."
"How do you tie two half ducks together? with ducktape!! "
"Make a man a fire: he'll be warm for the night Set a man on fire: he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"What's the worst present you could give a black person? Cotton Scented Hand Lotion"