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Joke of the Day
"I'm tired of people dissin Arabs like wtf they don't all make bombs..... They make slurpees too."
Next Joke
"[looking at wife as firefighters cut me out of baby swing at playground] It doesn't say its specifically for babies, Karen"
"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"I have one alcoholic beverage and they call me an alcoholic But when I have a Fanta, no one calls me fantastic."
"What does a Jewish man attacking Pearl Harbour say? Torah! Torah! Torah!"
"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."
"What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight? Don't look! I'm changing!"
"There are three kinds of people in the world... The ones that know how to count and the ones that dont"
"Why were George and Lennie sad? (Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D"
"Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial? He wasn't koalafied!"