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Joke of the Day
"What's cheaper than a wall? Landmines."
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"Lone Child My friend showed this joke to me and I had to post it on Reddit ""I was raised as an only child, which really annoyed my sister."""
"A joke my dad said about black people! I said, Dad do you like black people? He says, ""Yeah! I think everyone should have one or two!"""
"I like my beer like i like my violence. Domestic.."
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"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."
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"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."
"What did the calf say to the silo? ""Is my fodder in there?"""