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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Ted Cruz are left on a deserted island, Who survives? America."

"It is better to be on seventh heaven, rather than on the seventh month."

"What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman."

"Nick Cave is not on Tinder because he's the Grindr man."

"Ben Carson is going to be our next president. Cause once you go black, you never go back."

"Mr. Schneider stood up in court. ""As God is my judge I do not owe my ex-wife any money."" Glaring down at him the judge replied ""He's not. I am. You do."""

"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons? Jose and Hose B. It sounds better when said aloud."

"How many dead memes does it take to change a light bulb? Over 9000."

"If you are what you eat ...never order a #2."

"I got athlete's foot... I don't even work out, so I was flattered."