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Joke of the Day
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."
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"Saw that the ""So I went on r/news today.."" post got removed so I reposted here for you. [removed]"
"What is a gentleman monkey? A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey."
"I made this up when i was 10... Whats a frogs favorite restaurant? IHOP!!!"
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"Aw, I would love to keep up with the Kardashians. But being a 'pregnant-solar-powered-douche-magnet' is an art form I haven't yet perfected."
"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."