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Joke of the Day

"What is the cheapest way to get a slut? Give her $300 and ask for the $299 discount."

"The best thing about having a penis... is sharing it with people who don't."

"I'm thinking of doing my part and getting into taxidermy... It really is a dying art."

"Have you heard about the new Scientologist car? It's got cruise control..."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a business man? A door to door salesman!"

"When I die, I want my decaying carcass to be loaded into a giant slingshot and flung into a rich kids bouncy castle."

"Two antennas met on a roof and got married. The ceremony was okay, but the reception was great."

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"One good thing has come from the Ebola virus The white nations might have a chance of winning a marathon next Olympics."

"My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are But I laugh more."