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Joke of the Day

"The people of Dubai were shown an episode of The Flintstones, and they don't like it... But apparently the people from Abu Dhabi do!"

"A horse walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bank. A horse drives a car. Welcome to horse country. There's shit everywhere please help us."

"Fun Fact: I love it when Americans whose Great Great Great Great Great Great Great Grandfather emigrated from Ireland say ""I'm Irish"". No."

"Don't forget to check your backseat for murderers! Haha! No, but seriously bring me a coke it's hot in here."

"What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving of a cliff? A shame. What do you call an empty seat? A damn shame."

"You know how they say ""if you snooze you lose""... I snooze every morning and have never lost any sleep over it."

"Why is Alabama the smartest state? Because it has four A's and one B."

"Get a hair cut, run away without paying. They can't chase you because they're holding scissors. The perfect crime."

"Someone from Cairo unfollowed me today which makes me think he must've really hated my tweets to find a way to get on the web to do it."

"The FBI raided Hillary Clinton's campaign headquarters She needed them to get in quick and destroy all the evidence."