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Joke of the Day

"NEWSFLASH - Greece/Euro Announcement The EU has just announced that with immediate effect all Euro notes will be printed on Greece-proof paper"

"I ate at this restaurant last night. After dinner they gave us some strange cookies. I ate that cookie right away but my friends all removed a small paper message from theirs. That cost me a fortune"

"Know who I really admire? Stephen Hawkins. He is confined to a wheelchair, cannot use his limbs or his voice... ...yet he carries on without making a song and dance about it."

"Irish wedding vs. Irish funeral (Possibly offensive? Naah...) What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk."

"Today, a midget insulted me, so I had no choice but to punch him in the face... I never thought I'd stoop so low"

"Yo Mama so poor... ...that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken she licks other people's fingers."

"C'mon, dude. Man up and ask her if she likes me."

"We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood."

"I could lose weight simply by not eating the food I drop onto my shirt."

"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"