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Joke of the Day

"What do a pulse and an orgasm have in common? I don't care if she has one or not."

"Then there was the time a cement truck collided with a paddy wagon. Twelve hardened criminals escaped."

"I would rather crush the shit out of the back of my shoes than bend over and put them on properly."

"I'd like my obituary headline to read: ""Local Man's Struggle With Upstairs Wireless Printer Is Over."""

"What did the river say when it saw the beavers? I'll be dammed."

"I only eat in two situations: when I'm hungry and when I'm not hungry"

"Why dont Canadian colleges have spring break First , you need spring."

"TIFU in the shower Although I still think Up is a strange name for a dog..."

"Is it wrong to make change from the collection plate? Asking for a friend."

"Why can't a bike stand on its own? Because it is two tired."