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Joke of the Day

"How many trans women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but first they have to sit in the dark for a year and then get letters from two electricians giving them permission."

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"Women who seek to be equal to men...LACK AMBITION!"
"What did the male and female skeletons do to pass the time? (NSFW) They Boned!"
"I told a psychiatric ward patient to stand in the middle of two black poles ... and he did it ! The absolute madman!"
"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."
"What does a guy think in the middle of a blowjob? Fuck i'm broke."
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"astrology then: I seek the meaning of human life in the stars. astrology now: If Capricorns Were A Type Of Noodle, They Would Be Rigatoni."