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Joke of the Day
"What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!"
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"""Hello, cops? A man in an apron attacked my hair with scissors!"" ""LOL sir, that was a barber."" ""He was black."" ""We're sending a battleship."""
"Longest verb What's the longest verb in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter."
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"""Mom! Mom! Hold this cockroach while I grab the lizard!"" --Things I honestly never imagined I'd hear as a parent"
"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
"Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off."
"Him: Do you want to run away with me? Me: We won't actually be running, right?"
"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"What do you get when you use the 3rd Unforgivable Curse on a pornstar? Erotic cadaver."