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Joke of the Day
"I like to hangout with people that make me forget to look at my phone."
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"Whats the worst thing you can do to a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet"
"How do you convey body language? With your figure of speech"
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"Me: I like your Prince tattoo. ""It's my mother."" Me: Your mother is Prince?"
"i guess. 7..8...9? (horrible windows joke i'm sorry)"
"How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb? None. In Russia, light bulb changes you."
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