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Joke of the Day

"My gf said all I do is sit on the couch in my underwear all day but that's bullshit, I've never been able to fit my underwear onto my couch."

"Still up can't sleep thinking about how i can infuse kush into shampoo"

"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""

"I tried to shuffle a pile of Ibuprofen I guess drug dealing just isn't for me."

"Which came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum! Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers.."

"I'll never call a radio station because I'm afraid they'll give me tickets to go somewhere and do something."

"In an incredible turn of events we've been informed that the zodiac killer has killed himself after being mistaken for Ted Cruz"

"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."

"My Saturday was going pretty well... Until I realised it was Sunday"

"Q: Did you hear about the professor that got in a horrible wreck? A: He was grading papers on a curve."