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Joke of the Day
"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."
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"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."
"Shout out to sidewalks. Thanks for keeping me off the streets."
"What do sailors eat for breakfast? Naval oranges"
"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"
"""They like to buy t-shirts reminding each other of the words from movies they have seen and enjoyed"" - me finishing my report on humans"
"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"If I have written a tweet similar to yours, I apologize for your lack of depth and vision."
"My friend sent her photo to the lonely hearts club They sent it back saying they weren't *that* lonely"
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs... Because they always take things literally."