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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss &nbsp; I made this up myself!"

"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."

"Boss: You're late! You shoulda been here two hours ago! Me: Why? What happened two hours ago?"

"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."

"When is April 2nd and she is still pregnant! D:"

"Dating Fails: Just Tell Me What You Want And Be Done With It a guy asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat he guess shusi and anything else then got mad and raged the end"

"Is your business interested in reaching a larger and wider audience? Pm me for my ex wife's email address"

"It's my CakeDay. Here's a joke I wrote. My British friend is a bit of a freak. He sniffs African women's underwear when they're on their period. - - - ^^Bloody ^^nickers ^^lover..."

"Have you heard of the band 150 megabytes? No? Not surprised, they don't have any gigs yet."

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"