150605

Joke of the Day

"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss &nbsp; I made this up myself!"

"I bet we'd have to say 'The steaks are pretty high' if a herd of cows ever got into a field of marijuana."

"No sane person argues with their GPS as much as I do."

"The Pope is resigning. He will soon be known as Ex-Benedict."

"I used to be indecisive.... Now I'm not so sure."

"Auto correct makes me say things I didn't Nintendo."

"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."

"If I gave everyone on the planet a penny... ...would that be considered common cents?"

"(Amazingly, an original joke!) Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies? In a Mau5oleum!"

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."