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Joke of the Day
"Why does Oregon Ducks need such big suitcases? Because they Pac-12 of everything"
Next Joke
"I never really understood the tiny house trend, but then I saw one where the bed was literally in the kitchen, and now I get it."
"Just thought about sex for the 100th time today, and let me tell you, it's definitely NOT the thought that counts."
"Well, that escalated quickly! http://imgur.com/Sjrxt6L"
"Why do women have smaller feet than men? So that they can get closer to the sink."
"Just got my invitation to Lady Gaga's wedding reception. I can choose between beef or chicken. Not for the meal, that's the dress code."
"Why does no one care that space is a vacuum? Oh it doesn't really matter."
"What are homeless ducks always asking for? A lil bit of quack"
"What do monsters play when they are in the bus? Squash."
"Me: It's been 3 years, but I'm finally making progress on my book. Friend: You're writing a book? Me: No. I meant the book I'm reading."