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Joke of the Day
"Why was 110 afraid of 111? Because 111 1000 1001"
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"They offer an Islamic studies course at my university. *I hear it's a blast!*"
"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""
"My wife is not buying that autocorrect changed ""You're psychic"" to ""You're psycho."""
"What does a teenage southern girl say while having sex? Get off me Daddy! You're crushing my cigarettes!"
"How can you tell when a bicycist comes to a complete stop? He puts his foot down."
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