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Joke of the Day
"Why was 110 afraid of 111? Because 111 1000 1001"
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"Dating tip: find a guy with a compatible charger."
"What show depicts a new pair of Jordons getting ruined? African American Horror Story"
"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."
"Damn girl, are you an ultrasound technician? Because I'd like to know what sex we're having."
"Why don't any American football players wear glasses? Because it is a contact sport!"
"""McDonald's sales soar thanks to all day breakfast"" In unrelated news toilet paper stocks have risen and plumber businesses have been unable to keep up with demands for work."
"What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? A chocolate BAA"
"ISIS could be considered today's Rocket Power Because they are always blasting away!"
"Why don't my dog and my cat get along? She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!"