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Joke of the Day

"What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted? ""Brigham Young"""

"Why was the bald king so sad? Because he had no heir."

"I told my friend she'd drawn her eyebrows on too high... she looked surprised."

"My gang hand signals look a lot like the finger in the hole motion, followed by the call me gesture."

"Did you hear about the 3 car pileup in Tijuana? 28 people died"

"My friends keep saying, ""If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country!"" But I think Carlos, Jose, and Alejandro are all talk."

"How is a hailstone like an onion? -They are both whitish and have layers"

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Do you need an arc? Cos i noah guy"

"I hate when my iPod earbud cord gets hung on an object and it violently rips the earbud out and I get that murder-y feeling."