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Joke of the Day

"A WASP goes into a clothing store to buy a suit. He asks a salesperson, ""How much is this one?"" The salesperson says, ""It's $1000."" The WASP says, ""I'll take it."""

"Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?"

"Dysentery It's a shitty way to die."

"Go to Target for shampoo. End up leaving with a blender, new pajamas, a couch, four kids and a car."

"How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say ""Who's special?"""

"I don't understand the concept of foreskin It goes right over my head"

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"

"A bad thing about living in Switzerland. The flag is a big plus, but that just adds to the problem. (I did not create the first part, but i decided to *add* the last part to the joke)"

"The guy in front of me in line to get coffee was loudly complaining that he ""needed his fix"" and then ordered a soy iced mocha latte"

"My chiropractor is open on Martin Luther King Day, which makes me wonder... does he value back history over black history?"