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Joke of the Day

"""we're broke? how is that possible?"" (extremely high pitched voice) no idea ""did you-"" *opens closet & hundreds of helium tanks fall out*"

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"Starting a cover band called ""A Book"" so no one can judge us."
"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"
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