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Joke of the Day
"What does your mom and a truck have in common. They both carry a wide load."
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"Why was William Henry Harrison's inaugural address so memorable? He had a killer final draft."
"Tarzan's Marriage Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage? Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three."
"Roses are red. My name is not Dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave."
"Why do Australians always win 4D chess? Double check, mate"
"Sometimes I like to stick a band aid on the middle of my forehead and when somebody asks what happened I tell them I got shot."
"(NSFW) She told me.... She told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her twice and punched her in the mouth!"
"Last year I felt depressed and miserable, but this year I've managed to turn it around. Now I feel miserable and depressed."
"My girlfriend just told me she has a STD... I'm Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship"
"What do you call a chicken that can play tennis? A Henman."