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Joke of the Day
"How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs? The toothfairy."
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"Might I integrate your curves tonight?"
"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."
"I really like the Manhattan Project It's the bomb."
"Yo mama's so fat When she backed up her pictures to iCloud, the entire sky fell."
"He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food."
"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."
"Why did Johnny Bravo go to the pet store? To pick up some chicks."
"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the shit out of the dogs"
"Why do feminist Jewish girls never give blowjobs? Because men are pigs, and pork isn't kosher."