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Joke of the Day

"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"

"How does Hitler turn on his lights? Aulightschwitz."

"What will be written on the gates of Donald Trump's wall between Mexico and the US? Arbeit macht Frei."

"What time do dentists fly airplanes? Tooth Hurty (2:30)"

"I love drinking games.... except the one where you have to try to walk a straight line while saying the ABCs backwards"

"I love standing up.. ..but I can't stand sitting down!"

"My mental health is like a rainbow All over the spectrum"

"How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives? Asbestos they can."

"Officer: ""Do you know why I'm standing here?"" Me: ""You got all C's in High School?"""

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""