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"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."
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"I would like to thank Tetris for providing me w/ the skills to jam as many dishes as possible in my dishwasher."
"Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist."
"Who was Japan's favorite racist comedian? Charlie JAPlin. hahahaahhaha stop racism."
"Straight guys on twitter, If you haven't been hit on by a gay guy on here take a long look at yourself & figure out what's wrong with you."
"-Sir we found hot glue in her ears nose and mouth, seems she suffocated. -Well whoever did this must be pretty....crafty. -Go to hell sir."
"Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter? Because every Rose has its Hawthorne"
"I'm a heavy sleeper... Also, a heavy awaker... Okay, I'm fat."
"What's the best part about dating a terminally ill cancer patient? They are their own birth control"
"What kind of shark is always drunk? A hammeredhead"