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Joke of the Day
"Personal space is a concept I did not understand in Kindergarten I guess that's why they fired me."
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"""SURPRISE!!!!"" - Every girl with drawn-on eyebrows."
"What do you call a humpless camel covered in plastic? Llamanated"
"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"
"Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck? Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck."
"Hard to concentrate on work with Arbor Day so close."
"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer I am not sure what they were laced with but I have been tripping all day"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"Husband: So we've basically given up. Me: On what? H: *gestures to 4yo carefully piling spaghetti on his head*: Parenting."