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Joke of the Day

"Before gravity was invented you had to tie down your cows or your cows would just float away"

"New research shows there are no Ginger Bankers... Survey results suggested that although many wanted to work in finance, they wern't able to sell their soul to Satan..."

"Had a terrible nightmare last night... I dreamt that I was forced to eat two huge marshmallows. When I woke up this morning, my pillows were gone!"

"What's the difference between a group of midget engineers and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning runts..."

"Today i learned that dolphins are the only animals other than humans that enjoy sex! I'm not sure if it was worth getting banned from all those zoo's to find out though"

"So /r/The_Donald... That's it, what a joke."

"My girlfriend said, ""Hey, want to hear a dirty joke..."" I expected her to say ""a white horse in mud"", but she surprised me with ""your dick after we do anal""."

"Why can't you ever trust pillowcase salesmen? Because it might be a *sham*"

"My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!"

"Did you hear the library at the University of Alabama burned down this morning? All three books were destroyed. One of them wasn't even colored in yet."