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Joke of the Day

"You know the best thing about penis jokes? On average they are not that long."

"(Guy who was trapped in a well for 20 years standing in front of the Get Well Soon cards at the pharmacy, frowning)"

"""It's all about being confident in the way your butthole looks."" - cats."

"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."

"I've come to the realisation that I am a hipster. Well, that solved itself."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... with a big cup size."

"Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy hijacking"

"I realized I've been wearing this set of earbuds in the wrong ears for over a year now. No wonder I always end up running backwards whenever I go jogging."

"Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?"

"How many developers does it take to change a light bulb? None. That's a hardware problem."