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"Bumper sticker: We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic..."
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"How long is a chinese name"
"my wife said ive got a drink problem over the holidays........ .........yes you're right , ive only got one mouth. badum tsss."
"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."
"What do you call a short, round-bellied Salarian? Mordin Volus"
"Sorry you didn't win Best Picture, ""Mad Max: Fury Road,"" but if Trump wins the election, you can re-submit for ""Best Documentary."""
"Did you know 80% of chinese have cataracts? The other 20% drive Rincolns."
"Thanksgiving with the snail family I had the snail family from next door over for a big Thanksgiving dinner, they are still feeling sluggish this morning."
"They should make a Bollywood movie about a poor Punjabi guy that wins a singing contest against all odds. It'd be called Singh: A Song"
"Why does Floyd Mayweather have ""TGIF"" written on his boxing shoes? To remind him that ""Toes Go in First."""