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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?"

"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."

"What happened to the engineer who miss labeled all the floor numbers He was wrong on so many levels."

"What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?"

"""My dad could blow up your dad!"" - braggy al-Qaeda kid"

"Did you hear the joke about the fast car? I would tell you but I think you're too slow to get it."

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig jumped into a giant pit of mud."

"What's do you get when you mix a zebra and a donkey? I am not sure but I think it will come out a bit zonkey"

"Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan? Because Satan has more politicians to help him."

"I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control... I thought to myself Well, this changes everything"