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Joke of the Day

"The difference between Julius Caesar and a Rapist? Caesar came, saw, and conquered, a rapist saw, conquered and came."

"How many rednecks does it take... I don't know exactly, but a shit ton."

"A mexican magician tell his audience he will disappear on the count of 3 ""Uno, Dos..."" *poof* He disappeared without a tres"

"What do you call a black neurosurgeon? A Doctor you fucking racist."

"What happens when you cross a grown kitten, a donkey, and a champion? A cat-ass-trophy."

"Whats Irish and stays out all night? Patty O'Furniture"

"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."

"USA: ""Hey, Canada, can you hold this for a second?"" Canada: ""OK."" *USA hands Detroit to Canada* *USA quickly walks away.*"

"What breaks when you give it to a twelve year old? Her hips."

"Next week, who's that pokemon? Its jay fuckin garrick."