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Joke of the Day
"Why did the plant use a dating service? To find its stomate!"
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"What kind of fish loves to fix instruments? A tuna."
"If they somehow magically ever discover another part of the reproductive system, they should name it after Prince"
"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"
"Why don't Jews live on Jupiter? Because its a gas planet!"
"What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking? A leave of absinthe."
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"I have electrified a clickbait journalist's toilet. Number 2 will shock them."
"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a really obscure number; you've probably never heard of it."
"My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting."