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Joke of the Day
"Whitney Houston's last hit was ... off a crack pipe."
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"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."
"[sees kid hitting pinata] Me: wow he really hates horses"
"What is a guy who hangs out with musicians called? A singer"
"What's the highest thing in existence? A female's issues. They won't ever be able to get over them."
"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Without a penis"
"I remember the last thing my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket He said ""How far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"
"I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like."
"Did you ever hear about the guy who got both his left arm and left leg chewed off by bears? Yeah I saw him a few weeks ago, he's all right"