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Joke of the Day

"What does A&W stand for? 'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one."

"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."

"I've been putting my sunglasses on and walking away from things in slow motion all day, nothing has exploded yet."

"What's the difference between a feminist and a battery? Batteries have a positive side! inspired by: http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2zlrot/how_many_feminists_does_it_take_to_change_a/"

"Wash the alligator clips with rubbing alcohol during flu season Protect yourself from catching a terminal illness."

"""Omg there's a picture of him blowing smoke out of his mouth. I must bang him this instant""- no one, ever."

"Every Adele song is about lasagna."

"Three reddit mods walk into a bar [Removed]"

"Q: Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women? A: He wanted a Czech mate."

"I got punched in the face last week - I now spend most of my time stroking gappy teeth with my tongue. I should probably stop making out with pensioners."