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Joke of the Day
"What does A&W stand for? 'Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one."
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"Two neanderthals had a baby... No Homo"
"maybe babys cry bc theyve realized their potential for greatness decreases w/ each passing secomd until they die an old soul w/ lost dreams"
"Short Jokes As a short person, I don't understand short jokes. They always go right over my head."
"What do you do if you get a peanut stuck in your ear ? Pour in a little chocolate and it comes out a treat."
"A 6-month wait when filing for divorce, but only a 15-day wait when buying a gun. I think the solution for relationship problems is clear."
"I have a step-stool and never met my real stool"
"What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time? tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))"
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""