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Joke of the Day

"If we truly become what we mock... ...I think I'm going to start mocking some smarter, more successful people, for a change."

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"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"
"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. ..."
"I was dropping my kids off at school when I saw a sign that said ""Watch for Children."" I'm going to miss them, but man this is a nice Rolex."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marie Antionette Barbie ...with removable head; guillotine included"
"hey girls if you sleep with a guy then tell them you're pregnant they'll give you a bunch of money for an abortion I have like 50 cars"
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"
"What do you call the space between a Mormon's butthole and balls? a Latter-day taint!"
"Everybody who has played Russian Roulette will tell you it's safe. Well, at least 5/6 people will."
"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."