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Joke of the Day
"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He was getting physical (first joke hope you like it)"
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"I've started a glass coffin manufacturing business. My friend asked me if I thought it would be successful. I replied ""remains to be seen""."
"Do girls imagine themselves sucking in a invisible spaghetti when they're about to take a picture?"
"What's Scrooge's favourite Christmas game? Mean-opoly."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? well.... I can't jelly my dick up your ass."
"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""
"""What would Jesus do?"" is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD? Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See?"
"Why did the baseball player fail at the math test? He used base 3."
"Two Irish men walk into a bar.... What else is new?"
"What goes ""Ooooooooooo!""? A cow with no lips."