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Joke of the Day
"Come this Tuesday I will no longer be a 40 year old virgin. I will be a 41 year old virgin..."
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"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."
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"I'm so smart, I've got more brains than... Kurt Cobain's ceiling"
"I'm not informed enough to vote.... Who do you think i am? A redditor?"
"I keep photos of my wife and children in my wallet. They sit in the pockets where my money used to be."
"I walked in on my best friend Larry banging my wife. I said ""Larry, I gotta', but you?"""
"Doctor: ""I'm sorry, sir, but you have an STD. I suggest you make a list of all your partners--"" Lou Bega: ""Way ahead of you."""
"""I'm frying some fish for supper, so yall come over & eat"" is what I said. ""You're also gonna be helping me move my piano"" is what I meant."
"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage."