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Joke of the Day

"What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? Quantum Mechanics."

"What Do You Call a Romantic Basketball Player? Love Shaq"

"Goodnight computer *instantly grabs phone*"

"If John Lennon made a rap song today It would go... I'm in love with the Yoko! Them other Beatles thinking oh no! Now they wanna go solo! But no one give a fuck about Ringo!"

"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton wouldn't let the bag of cocaine fall out of a window"

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"Christmas is becoming like that creepy friend that shows up to the party too early. The party starts at 7:00, why are you here at 4:30!?!!"

"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."

"All this buzz about Iron Man 2 is really going to hurt the opening weekend of my movie Steel Dude."