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Joke of the Day

"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"

"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"

"A woman walks in on the janitor using the women's washroom... ""What are you doing in here?"" ""The men's room is filthy"""

"What's the difference? What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest. Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns.."

"Why is the O in Opossum silent? Because it's playing dead."

"So a train runs over a woman... A train runs over a woman... Who's fault is it? The train driver's because he was driving through the kitchen."

"I headed-butted a girl while we were making out. She told me we should just skip the fore-head-play."

"A horse walks into a bar... And the barman says ""Why the long face?"""

"Teacher: ""When was Rome built?"" Pupil: ""At night."" Teacher: ""Why did you say that?"" Pupil: ""Because my dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!"""

"Interviewer: How do you hit those high notes? Adam Levine: I sold my soul to the devil. Interviewer: Excuse me? Adam Levine: Practice."