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Joke of the Day
"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"
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"so I painted my computer black the other day... I thought it would run faster. Turns out it stopped working."
"I'll never forget my grandfather's dying words... ""AAAAHHHH!"""
"Why did Subway take Jared so seriously? It was obvious he was kidding."
"How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red? It depends how hard you throw then against the wall."
"Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte has to eat enough to feed a family of 4 every day. He has to! I just do it because I feel like it."
"When I was a kid my parents would warn me if I was naughty the boogie man would get me I was never scared though, I loved disco music"
"What did one train track say to the opposite track? Wanna race?"
"What do you call a canadian enchilada? A centimeter-alada"
"There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks stopped at line two."