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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you mix clickbait and major disappointment?"
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"LPT: Name Your Hands, Instant 3some"
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"What did Tiger Woods' dad tell him on his death bed? ""Just concentrate on golf and fuck everything else"""
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"Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he's back in town and wants your number"
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