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Joke of the Day
"What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common? Same middle name."
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"My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, ""werewolf."""
"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"Now that we're moving in together I feel it's time to fill him in on the secret I've protected him from for 5 years: Girls poop too."
"God could've saved us a lot of time by just giving us one commandment. Thou shalt not enjoy thyself."
"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."
"How do you separate Greek men from Greek boys? With a crowbar."
"Bath in Milk Why do you take baths in milk? I can not find a cow tall enough for a shower."
"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
"Can we all just agree that nothing needs to be connected to Facebook ever?"