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Joke of the Day

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

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"Q: Why is a train like a stick of gum? A: One goes choo-choo; the other goes chew-chew."
"A blind man walks into the bar... And the table... And the chair..."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big!"
"""I saw mommy kissing santa claus"" has the same number of syllables as ""I saw someone die at Disney World."" Life's funny like that."
"What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke? Ouchwitz >say ouch when offended or in pain >Witz is the German word for joke >sounds like auschwitz"
"What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot? Pretzalcoatl"
"I don't know why I bother going to the gym when I am so good at Photoshop."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cyril ! Cyril who ? Cyril thing - no imitations here !"
"I'm so single my cat has a cat."
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