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Joke of the Day

"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"

"What do you call a prostitute giving a blowjob under a bridge? Nothing. That's a low blow."

"*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*"

"Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle? Because he was a gold fish."

"Target had a credit card breach? But only with in-store purchases, not online? More proof you're better off staying home with no pants on."

"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"

"The first woman on the Moon... ""Houston, we have a problem."" ""What?"" ""Never mind."" ""What's the problem?"" ""Nothing."" ""Please tell us?"" ""You know what the problem is."""

"There's only two things I hate... Size queens and small dicks."

"what's the male equivolent of a widow? Free"

"what do ducks and pseudo-science have in common? it's all just a bunch of quackery."